Halle Berry Trumped Everyone's Mother's Day Posts By Posing Ass Naked On Instagram
Apologies for this blog going up two full days after we celebrated our moms, but we were busy at Barstool HQ calculating the best Mother's Day post using our patented algorithm and you know how well technology works at Barstool.
To be honest, I didn't even know Halle Berry had any kids. But if Van Hunt says it, it must be true! I also didn't know who Van Hunt was before I started writing this blog, but he apparently is a musician that is intimate with Ms. Berry to the point he can take pictures of her naked and write heartfelt Mother's Day posts about her. They may not contain the run-on word salad or never ending photo carousel that your buddy posted of his wife or mom. But it got the job done and took home the hardware from Barstool Sports dot com (all late entries for the contest can be submitted to @UncleChaps on Twitter).
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Also for those looking to learn more about Halle Berry, Wikipedia tells me she indeed does have two kids, is still crushing at 57 years old, and was born in Cleveland. No word on whether or not she's a Cavs fan, even though the basketball in this clip closely resembles the offense of Mike Fratello's Cavaliers of the late 90s.
Anyway, a belated Happy Mother's Day to one of the absolute legends of the game.