The NFL Finallyyyyyy Got The Giants To Participate In Hard Knocks

Clem5/15/2024 3:50 PM

Let's go to The Meadowlands to see how John Mara took the news that Hard Knocks cameras will be allowed to enter the Giants facilities after years of reportedly fighting to keep the show away from Big Blue:

Yup, looks about right!

Luckily for ~~Mister~~ John Mara (he loses the Mister title until the Giants have consecutive years in the playoffs), this isn't a traditional Hard Knocks covering your entire preseason but instead is an offseason version that shows all the shit that goes into building the team before training camp begins.

OK, I can definitely live with that because behind the scenes videos from the combine and in the war room are always catnip for football fans while also not being too much of a distraction to the guys actually taking the field every Sunday (this is always my favorite for a wide array of reasons).

So instead of being worried about how Hard Knocks may hurt the Giants, I am going to embrace how it will help the Giants since it will focus on our super handsome GM.

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An already super lovable coach who is now looking fit as fuck (I won't even ask if any PEDs were used or where the scale will be pointing after a season of 20 hour days that has you sleeping in the office because of the Big Guy Code).

And a rookie who is clearly going to be the star of the show if not the entire NFL.

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I imagine there will also be a fair amount of peaking behind the curtain for the Brian Burns trade, Football Judas signing with the Eagles, and everything regarding the 100th season in Giants history since nobody loves talking about the glory days of the past during a disappointing present more than the New York Football Giants.

I am thankful they left out the 0's being a reference to what MetLife is as a stadium in the eyes of all Giants fans.

Luckily there is no gigantic question mark at the most important position in sports including potentially trading up to draft said position that could serve as the basis for the entire show and divide the fanbase further, because that could get ugly. Nope, everything will be just fine on that front since it will show one of the hardest working men in the NFL attempting to come back from a torn ACL and lingering neck injury that will make this look like child's play.

Daniel Jones Hype Group…UNITE!!!

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P.S. I am concerned that the Hard Knocks theme hitting my ears in early July instead of August is going to fuck up my entire slow boil into the NFL season.