Watch: Smokeshow Professional Golfer Charley Hull Casually Ripping Cigs During The U.S. Open Practice Round

The U.S. Women's Open is apparently this week? That's awesome. Grow the game, etc. 

More importantly, that's Charley Hull - an absolute rocket/8th best women's player in the world. 

Some highlights:

That's just the last week. 

Overall a very impressive body of work. And again, I remind you this is a world top 10 women's golfer. 

There's something undeniably exotic about this combination.

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If you're smoking cigs then you're willing to do a lot more in so many respects. One of the classic wild card signs in present day society. 

It's also disgusting, obviously. Nobody wants an ashtray to be a staple in home decor because your old lady has a fix for American Spirits. Long-term commitments to committed smokers is a delicate situation. 

In the case of Charley Hull, I think it would be a fair trade off. You'd have no problem making midnight runs to the local Shell on her behalf. You'll even plan a Saturday morning round trip to Northwest Indiana to avoid taxes on a carton of Winstone.  Step further - I'd venture most of you would gladly take up smoking unfiltered Marlboros just to smell her shoe bag on a wet day. 

Emphysema down the road looks like a small price to pay for right now. 

Benefits: access to great courses, unlimited playing lessons, millions of dollars, a beautiful woman that values the sensation of nicotine more than her general public image, and probably some cool sponsorship opportunities. 

Negatives: she'll absolutely ruin your fuckin life inside and out. 

Again - probably worth it to the majority. 

At least enough to put Charley and her smoker's voice on your radar.

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Call me old fashioned, but something about a hot woman ripping cigs just moves the needle. The same does not apply to a blueberry ice vape, etc. Cigs only and you have to be attractive. Otherwise the combination just doesn't.