Ranking My Favorite Pieces of White Sox Dave's Hair

They say a pictures worth a thousand words, and to be honest with you I don't have a thousand words for you, but I do have my four favorite strands of hair on White Sox Dave's head. 

Side Note: I'm eligible to make fun of Dave's hair because I'm balding at 24 years old.

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This is one of my favorites simply because I don't know how he pulled it off. He's got a nice solid strain of hair and then a part of it just disappears and magically comes back. Was it the lighting or is Dave starting a new style?

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This is what I'd imagine it looked like when Moses split the red sea. 

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This lushest strain of hair is clearly the man of the house. Just look at how much longer it is than every other strain of hair. Give that thing two more weeks and Dave will be able to suck on it like a straw on a beer helmet. 

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Safe to say White Sox Dave will always have service with that antenna on his head. Shit looks like a beetle took a nap on his head and wanted to stretch it's legs.

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