Carnival Cruise Lines Looks Like The Hottest Party On The Seven Seas
So this video was from a few weeks ago and I was trying to think of a way to blog it, that A- would do it justice, and 2- wouldn't get me cancelled.
It sat in my drafts until lo-and-behold, look what showed up on the main twitter account.
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And just when you didn't think it possible for Carnival Cruise Lines to possibly enjoy any more free publicity thanks to social media virality, we got another banger.
Are cruises back?
Or did they never really leave?
Dave once wrote a pretty hilarious, and polarizing blog about how people who went on cruises were "white trash". I searched far longer than I'd care to admit on our (dogshit) inner-site search function. And on google. He tried to kill them like 20 years ago but I'm not sure if it worked. Because I've got to say, as somebody who didn't have any money to my name in college, but didn't want to sit in my Loyola dorm room while my classmates all went to Mexico or Panama City for Spring Break, I scraped together as much DJ and legal clerk money as I could and bought myself a western caribbean cruise. And it was fun as hell.
Fast forward like 10-15 years later and I was back aboard the Gronk Cruise. (That one was a Norwegian Cruise Line. They were so understaffed and underprepared despite hundreds of warnings from myself, the Gronkowski family, and people on our side who helped organize it, to beef up security and staff because things would get crazy, that it got a little out of hand at times. They ended up freaking out saying they'd never seen anything like it and banned us from ever doing another one. Losers.)
This year is the ten year anniversary of the Gronk Cruise. If you don't see where I'm going with this, I think Carnival Cruise Lines is looking like the perfect cruise to play host for the Gronk Cruise Part 2, anniversary edition.
Have your people call my people. Let's make it happen.
p.s. - I've pitched Hank on shooting a Gronk Cruise documentary for Barstool for the anniversary. Since there never was one, or really any content that came out from that. I've got almost everybody who was on board lined up ready to participate. And we've got a shit ton of video footage from that whole week that our wizard production team here could really turn into gold. We'll see if anything ever comes of this. Or if we just get Dave and Team Ziti vs. Frank and The Frankettes for the 200th time on The Dozen. Fingers crossed.