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A Woman Running For Governor Of Tokyo Stripped Live On The Air, Asked Viewers If She Was Sexy, Then Gave Our Her Contact Info And Promised To Respond To Everyone

As the unofficial Barstool beat reporter for the Tokyo governor race, I feel like I have disgraced the role and the company by not covering this video after it was posted two weeks ago. In my defense, I blogged about a guy acting like The Joker running for governor and thought that would be the most absurd thing coming out of that gubernatorial race.

Turns out I was wrong and I am sorry for not covering this election with the honor the Japanese people demand. I take this beat very seriously (hence why I used the word gubernatorial instead of governor again) and if I fuck up again, seppuku is officially on the table.

As for Uchino Airi, I must tip my cap to her. Everyone that is running for Tokyo governor apparently has an opportunity to go on TV and speak about whatever they like. Despite that, only two candidates' speeches made it halfway around the world to this here blog. The Japanese Joker and Ms. Airi. I don't know a thing about either of their political stances on tough issues, but both are provocative and get the people going. There is something to be said for that in any sector of life, even if all this ends with Ms. Airi cashing in on whatever the Japanese version of OnlyFans is instead of being sworn in as Tokyo's newest governor

However, if Uchino is serious about getting elected, I can pretty much guarantee every simp person she responds to will vote for her in the election and she can also become the face of the unpixelate porn in Japan movement that The Joker has made his keystone issue for running.

All that being said, no matter how many fans or followers Uchino gets from all this, I'm pretty sure she shouldn't count on the vote of her co-star considering this is the face of someone that cannot believe they spent years in sign language school just to be wallpaper in a viral video.

And that concludes coverage for the second most ridiculous political race taking place on the planet right now.