Dubai Princess Sheikha Mahra Declared On Instagram That She Is Divorcing Her Disloyal Husband

The triple "I Divorce You"!!! You don't come back from the triple. A single "I Divorce You" you can work out in a night. A double "I Divorce You" is just a threat. But the triple "I Divorce You"? That's game over. 

Oh shit. I didn't even know that was a real thing. I went to look her up net-worth and clicked an article and it turns out the Triple Divorce is an actual thing in Muslim culture:

CNN - The princess appeared to be invoking the controversial practice of triple divorce that is used in some Muslim countries where a man instantly divorces his wife by declaring it three times. The method is banned in some countries and isn’t customarily invoked by women against their husbands.

Interesting! I can get down with that. Say anything 3 times and it becomes real. Like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy. As long as you shout it loud enough and enough times, it makes it real. Gonna use this one on Dave. "I GET MORE MONEY. I GET MORE MONEY. I GET MORE MONEY." Boom, Muslim'd. 

But back to what is important- net-worth. $200-300 million. Her now ex-husband Sheikh Mana Bin Mohammed Bin Rashid bin Mana Al Maktoum? I've seen anywhere from $1.5 billion to $40 billion! While that is a large range, and the Princess is worth plenty on her own, you gotta double think the Instagram divorce. I mean sure you don't want your husband running around with any ol' floozy in Dubai, pissing on IG models, but $40 billion is nothing to sneeze at. Call me old fashioned, but once I'm used to the $40 billion life, it'll be hard to adjust to the $300 million life. If I have to go from taking dumps on gold plated toilets to taking dumps on less shiny toilets I'd fucking kill myself.

I'll say this though- If I know Princess Sheikha Mahra and Sheikh Mana Bin Mohammed Bin Rashid bin Mana Al Maktoum like I think I know Princess Sheikha Mahra and Sheikh Mana Bin Mohammed Bin Rashid bin Mana Al Maktoum, they are basically Ross and Rachel. Bumpy roads right now, but Princess Sheikha Mahra and Sheikh Mana Bin Mohammed Bin Rashid bin Mana Al Maktoum belong together. I'm sure they'll end up together in the end. That's the Princess Sheikha Mahra and Sheikh Mana Bin Mohammed Bin Rashid bin Mana Al Maktoum I know and love.