Props Up To This Hero From Indiana Who Showed Us Why We Should Never Put Fireworks Into A Dryer

It’s not very often nowadays you see something you’ve never seen before. It takes a lot to WOW people nowadays.

You’ve got idiots doing everything under the sun, coming as close as they can to killing themselves, all in the name of internet clout and social media likes. 

It’s so saturated now that MTV has a filler show called Ridiculousness, that runs on a continuous loop that makes 4am Sportscenter jealous, that’s just full of these kinds of videos. 

But every once in a blue moon, a hero comes along…

Yes, today was one of those days where a person so unintelligent managed to slip through the cracks enough to reach this stage of the game, that even Darwin himself would be dumbfounded and at a loss for words.

Don’t ask me what the fuck this guys end game was here.

Whatever possessed this Hoosier to hit up Krazy Kaplan’s for their post-4th “buy 1 get 79 free” fireworks sales, and deposit a quarter stick into his dryer/makeshift picnic table, is beyond me. 

But to each their own.

Most people with pyro fetishes like to light shit on fire or blow shit up from a safe distance.

This guy wanted to leg press this dryer machine up over the fence into his neighbors double-wide apparently.

Luckily he only broke his ankle and that dryer didn’t turn into a box of shrapnel and shred him into a million pieces. Could have been much worse.