The Browns Have Released A BEAUTIFUL Stadium Rendering Video For If They Choose The New Brook Park Location Option With A Dome

Oh baby, she's pretty. There's nothing that quite gets the blood flowing down to the loins like a Stadium Rendering, and the Browns absolutely crushed this one. Watch the video if you can but here's a couple still shots for those of you still at work, showing what the Haslam's say a Brook Park location stadium would look like, roof and all.

And my personal favorite….the big ass DAWG POUND:

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Is this really what a stadium in Northeast Ohio is going to look like? Because if so, sign me up. But I'm still a little hesitant that this might be like the fast food burger that looks 5-star, and comes out looking like dog food with lettuce on it. I guess we gotta trust the Haslam's on it though, seeing as it's their baby. 

But listen if I'm being fully transparent, I've truly never been more torn on something in my entire life than I am on this whole Browns new stadium situation. On one hand, I grew up tailgating at way too young of an age for what should be allowed in the Muni Lot, and there's something special in my heart about that poorly planned out, shitty old stadium by the lake and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. But on the other hand, if the Harlem's are going to dump a bajillion dollars into making the location in Brook Park the finest stadium in the land, then maybe being 15 minutes away isn't the end of the world. We can host Final Fours and other huge events, too, which we currently cannot.

The other thing I can't decide on is if I love the dome or not. On one hand, there's NOTHING better than some tough nosed football in the Cleveland cold. And I can't fucking wait for the day when an opponent has to come play here in the AFC Championship game and can't handle the crowd and the weather. But on the other, every single time the Browns season is over by Week 10 (which is often), it is literally painful to go to the games. We probably should have a dome, and it'll make the overall experience better for the majority of fans, but I can't help but mention that my late grandfather would roll over in his grave if he though these Clevelanders needed anything other than an alcohol blanket to get through a football game.

** Releasing this video means this is the location that's going to happen, right? Right??