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A Florida State Fan Has Vowed To Eat Dog Shit Out Of A Red Solo Cup If They Lose To Boston College This Week

Look I don't know who this guy is, and I generally wouldn't give people a platform for having wild Twitter takes, but if you're going to put yourself on the internet like this, then I'm going to hold your feet to the fire. If you're going to say you'll eat dog shit out of a red solo cup if Florida State loses to Boston College on Monday night, then I'm going to publish the receipts for the world to see. I'm not doing this because I want to, I'm doing it for the integrity of the industry. Plus, this reminds me of the time that the Cleveland sports talk radio host said he'd eat horse poop if the Browns took Baker Mayfield....

....and then they did. And he did. 

But here's the thing with this one with this guys version of the bold bet: I know exactly what he's doing. The Seminoles were supposed to win the ACC this year and they've already got embarrassed in Week 1. And now they're at home, in front of a sold out crowd, against a substantially inferior team. This is not only a Should Win game for Florida State football, it's a Must Win game for the reputation of the university. So he's putting his chest out and making this big time bet, when in reality, they are the preseason conference favorites against the team voted 14th in the media poll. Although I wouldn't be making a Dog Shit bet with unless my team was AT LEAST -1250….

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That's far too close for my comfort. MLB favorites are 5/1 to win the World Series. Elite horses are 5/1 to win races. And now Boston College is 5/1 to making this guy eat dog shit out of a red solo cup. So yeah, when I think more about it, this might be a little more dangerous than I originally thought. I mean, we're talking about the 17th place team in the ACC right now….

Don't get me wrong, Florida State should win this one, but it's not out of the realm of possibility for them to lose. So for that reason, I'll officially be keeping an eye on this game on Monday night. We'll call it the Dog Shit Bowl. And while I have no dog in this fight, I'm certainly cheering for Boston College.



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