"Caleb Williams Is The Guy" - An Original Song Presented By Me

I hope a lot of you have a decent Saturday. Best part of the calendar is upon us and I'm still fighting a bad case of long Fauci. No joke I thought my brother Kevin would be eulogizing me this time a few weeks ago but that's a completely different blog. 

Point is we've come this far for this long, and in short order Caleb Williams will take the Bears to the Promised Land. In that spirit, I penned a song to the beat of Champagne Supernova for no other reason than this unplugged version fuckin rocks. 

Here's the thing though. 

I'm willing to admit we're gonna have some growing pains week 1-6. There's going to be some moments where the world gets incredible mad at Caleb Williams. I'll probably be one of those guys which diminishes my ability to tell them to shut the fuck up. But even so: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Everyone. 

Plans are rough right now but I should be down in the south lot with a 22-inch griddle and 72 cold ones next Sunday. You've never seen anyone hand out beers the way I'm gonna be slinging millers in that fuckin lot. That's a promise folks. Coming off a family wedding on the 7th doesn't give me a ton of space to operate on the Sunday the 8th but I can't let that bother me. I have to stay focused - one my many great strengths. 

Anyways I got the Bears at 11 wins this season. I've got arguments for 10 & 12 wins but ultimately settled on 11. Just sounds better. 

Eleven.