Someone Ask Ludacris If He's On The JUICE
Matthew Grimes Jr./Atlanta Braves. Getty Images.Wow. What a sickening display from a poverty franchise like the Atlanta Braves. Obviously the need to resort to stunts like this after the season they've been having. Spencer Strider goes down with a season-ending elbow surgery. Ronald Acuna Jr goes down with a season-ending knee injury. They're 7 games back in the NL East right now with the Mets right on their heels for that 3rd wild card spot in the NL. So what do they go ahead and do?
Bring in a clearly juiced Ludacris to their pitching rotation last night.
Not only is he juiced out of his mind, but he's clearly using some sticky stuff out there as well. A complete abomination to the game of baseball.
Now I'm sure plenty of people out there are going to claim that Luda is just wearing a goose suit. That those arms are fake props. But let's remember here that just a week ago, Ludacris took a swig of some thousand year old glacier water.
Who knows what type of shit that water contained, but Ludacris said it made him feel like Superman.
A week later he shows up to Truist Park with the biggest arms anyone has ever seen? You can't spell "Pimpin' all over the world" without the letters P, E, and D.
Are we just going to act as if Ludacris didn't bottle up a few gallons of that glacier water and bring it to the Braves' clubhouse to power them through their push to October? I want a full fledged investigation. I need every single drop of water in that facility to be tested before the Braves have a chance to throw another pitch.
All things considered, that was a pretty good ball. Impressive to get that pitch anywhere near the plate with those arms.