A Woman Is Going Viral For Explaining Her Alleged Sexual Encounter With A Phillies Player That Was So Bad She Decided To Become Celibate And Sell Her Season Tickets

Boy oh boy, what do we have here? Listen, we live in a world of exposing for some social media points. There's a new story every single week that "exposes" some sort of athlete, influencer, or celebrity from a sexual encounter gone bad. It's free internet views and social media revenue. Depressed Barbie double underscore is the latest in this trend, and as someone who loves drama, feed me all of this story.

Originally there was a longer video explaining the -alleged- whole encounter, where she says she went to his house and it was the most barebones place ever, and that he said he didn't like a lot of things. That was followed by a description of the sexual encounter where she said it was short, and that it ultimately ended with him saying he's not ready for a relationship and that he can't give her what she needs. I looked everywhere and that video which had millions of views seems to have been deleted off the Internet, so all we have is this one minute recap. It's gone forever, but you can see a thumbnail where she said it went "terribly wrong":

I'm not in the speculation game, but a baseball roster is filled with *checks notes* 40 potential players. Nobody is safe. There are many people in the comments guessing who it could be and the glory of this entire story, is that we'll never know. What we do know, though, is that allegedly many women reached out and shared similar experiences with the same player:

I did get a cackle out of people in the replies guessing ex-Phillies players that are bordering on 60+ years old at this point. The Internet rocks. Anyway, apparently she makes a mean spaghetti salad that also went mega viral:

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Anyway, unfortunate that the Phillies lost a season ticket holder amidst what could be a World Series season. My guess is they'll be just fine, though. 

P.S. Is Spaghetti salad just pasta salad for Philly people? No idea, but it sounds delicious.