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Nick Sirianni Doubles Down, Solidifies Himself As The Biggest Dipshit In The NFL

The Eagles blew their Monday night game against the Falcons for a variety of reasons in game 2. Lack of execution on offense, a defense that flat out refused to make a play. But most importantly, the Eagles had the chance to be up by 9 points with just under 2 minutes to play instead of 6 had Nick Sirianni not decided to get too cute in the 1st half. Instead of taking the easy 3 points with a chip shot field goal, he gambled and decided to go for it on 4th down. The offense failed to convert, and they walked away from the red zone empty handed. 

Now here's the thing--it's sports. Nobody is ever going to make the perfect decision every single time. Guys make mistakes all the time. Players, coaches, refs, everyone makes mistakes. The most important thing you can do is just focus on learning from your mistakes and not repeatedly making the same ones. 

Or you could be the biggest dickhead on the planet, one of the most moronic human beings to ever step foot on an NFL sideline, and an absolute dipshit who refuses to admit he has no idea what he's doing. Which is what Nick Sirianni has chose to do this week against the Saints when, again, the Eagles had an opportunity to put an easy 3 points on the board. They're on the 15 yard line with one timeout left and just 14 seconds left to go. Even if the Eagles end up getting the 4th down conversion, they would only have like 10 seconds left to take a shot at the end zone and/or set up for the field goal. Anybody with half a brain would just choose to kick the field goal there. But Nick Sirianni might only have a 3rd of a brain at best. 

It's ridiculous. It's almost like he's trying to get fired. He has turned this organization into such a joke. At some point you'd think Jeffrey Lurie would have to throw a punch purely out of pride. What's even more infuriating is the fact that this is literally the only thing that Sirianni is in charge of. He's not calling plays on offense. He's not calling plays on defense. Quite literally the only thing he's in charge of this year is managing the game, and he is failing MISERABLY. So congratulations to Nick Sirianni on locking up Dipshit of the Year award in the NFL before October. 

Sidenote: I don't want this blog to make it seem like I'm overlooking the fact that Jalen also stinks. He's been god awful. Hard to have any faith in him being the guy after these last 10 quarters of football. 

@JordieBarstool