A Michigan Fan That Said He'd Eat Dog Poop If They Lost To Washington Is Now Refusing To Do It, Officially Cursing The Program

This shit needs to stop. There is way too much dog poop in the sport of College Football these days. And honestly, I don't even want to see him eat any. But the fact of the matter is that if you tweet out that you'll eat dog poop out of a red solo cup if Michigan loses to Washington, you need to do it. We all saw what happened to @321Noles when he disappeared from the internet and completely cursed Florida State's season….but apparently this guy doesn't understand that history repeats itself. He is refusing to eat the shit…..

Oh wow, I'm totally shocked. Michigan Men have no integrity? Wouldn't be the first time I've heard that one. First it was Harbaugh, then it was Stalions, then it was Harbaugh again when he said he doesn't lie, steal or cheat only to lie, steal AND cheat. And now it's this guy who won't eat the shit out of a red solo cup. "Some of you guys seriously need to get a life" is a hilarious response to why you won't eat dog poop, though. You thought I was actually gonna to do what I said I'd do? You clowns! But one thing that is not hilarious is the future of Michigan's football. It is not funny, it is grim. Even if this guy did eat dog shit I think we could all agree that with the absence of Connor Stalions, the "Kings of College Football" are back to what they were for the last 100 years…..

….but now they've got no QB, a coach who was born on 3rd base, sanctions coming, probably a Bowl Ban if not vacating every little success they've had recently, and NOW a curse to deal with? Damn, I see why Portnoy didn't take the bet now. This program is DEAD!

What's the lookahead line for The Game this year in Columbus? -100? -200? Folks I'm not talking about odds here. I'm literally talking about the point spread. In fact, at this point in time, I'd say it's more likely that a Michigan player eats a bat to start another global pandemic and cancel the game again rather than this one actually being played.