Sabrina Carpenter May Be The Only Person Who Can Save The Phillies After Wearing A Custom "Carpenter 69" Jersey At Her Show Last Night

Listen, there may be virtually nothing that can stop this Mets run. Frank the Tank turning into Frank Fleming, KFC finally getting a winning sports team, the Alien Crew... it's all lining up perfectly as can be. The Mets have Grimace and Hawk Tuah on their side. So what do you do when you're down 2-1 in a series facing elimination at Citi Field today? You call in the big dawgs. The ones who recently retired their patented horny outros:

The one who recently went viral for making out with Jenna Ortega..

Or the Skims campaign heard around the world:

Anyway, the Mets clearly have some black magic going on so why not deploy Sabrina? She's one of the biggest artists on the planet right now and her rise has been meteoric over the last year. It worked for Taylor Swift and the Chiefs. I don't think I've seen them lose a game since she's been around. And Sabrina fits the Philly mold. She is from the area after all:

Forget Dave with his big futures bet. You need Sabrina and you need her bad. Cue the Malcolm Smutler slideshow.

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Yep I've seen it all. Phillies in 5.