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The Jags Have No Chance Today After Robert De Niro Joins An Eagles Tailgate

Jags have no chance today. You have Robert freaking Deniro at the tailgate? Immediate good vibes for The Eagles, And I hate the fucking Eagles,but how can you say a man as legendary as Deniro isn't going to affect the outcome of the game today. Impossible. 

I need to see what Deniro ate, I'm now fascinated by this. Does he put mustard or ketchup on his hot dog? What's his ratio of sausage to peppers? More so what's his ideal tailgate spread? Fresh Mozz and Pepperoni to start? Does he keep it simple, or does he expect a full on sunday dinner type feel? 

Either way, Deniro being at this tailgate is 1000000% good news for the Eagles. Jags might as well go home now.