'They Paid How Much For This Guy?' - A Parody Account For The Worst Division I Team Has Taken Over College Hoops Twitter, Takes Shots At Coleman Hawkins Mid-Game

It's easy to make fun of Mississippi Valley State. They are, well, they are probably the worst team in Division I. They are ranked dead last in KenPom, they lost by 39 to Iowa State, 72 to Missouri and 46 to Texas. But last night, for 20 minutes, there was hope. There was about to be one of the bigger upsets we've seen in college basketball. 

Now I say all that to reference the first tweet. The Twitter account has been catching the eye of a lot of people in the college basketball Twitter world. It started with them making fun of refs: 

They'll crack jokes about losing by 70

And now it's onto Coleman Hawkins. Look, the guy got paid a TON of money to go to Kansas State: 

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Not exactly breaking news that Coleman Hawkins has been, well, bad. He knows it, everyone knows it. The whole Kansas State team (which has been paid a good amount) does not look the part. They have struggled, they've lost at home to LSU, struggled with Cleveland State and now MVSU. 

But this is exactly what a bad team's Twitter account should be.I don't know how you get a parody account for a school like MVSU, but here we are. Rile people up, make jokes, throw shots when you can. It's not a ton of times that MVSU is still in a game at halftime. Great execution by these people.