The Giants Need To Fire Brian Daboll And Joe Schoen, Then Fire Their Replacements In A Few Years, Then Fire Their Replacements' Replacements A Few Years After That
I'll be honest guys, I'm kinda tapped out on what to blog about the latest Giants dumpster fire considering they have been an outright disaster for almost my full 10 years here at Barstool. I've wrote enough Fire The GM, Fire The Coach, and Fire The Players blogs to fill the comically oversized Barstool Chicago HQ to the brim.
So instead, I am going to get a head start on my work for future Decembers because I want to live the life that active college basketball coach Doug Gottlieb is apparently living.
Talk about someone living the #SomeThings life. Sheesh!
Anyway, the Giants need to fire Brian Daboll and Joe Schoen. I don't care if it's before the next game, before next season, or before Juan Soto's Mets contract is up. The fact of the matter this is ALL their fault! The team stinks, shows no passion, and are an embarrassment to the New York Giants franchise. That falls on the head coach, the general manager, and the roster. The Giants need to blow it all up and start from scratch.
However, that isn't enough. You see, in a few years the Giants are going to be in the exact same spot as they are right now. Which is why I am calling for the people who replace Daboll and Schoen to be fired. Sure the Giants under this future regime had a successful season that is not nearly as good as all of us remember along the way. But the fact of the matter is they once again bottomed out at the end of the season with an underwhelming roster after years of a bad offensive line, big whiffs in the draft, and an unbelievable inability to keep the few players they actually developed.
If you thought that regime was bad, don't even get me STARTED on the guys that replaced them. That GM was completely braindead, as evidenced by the moronic head coach he hired and the bum ass players he acquired. These guys needed to be fired the day they were hired by creating an offense that set football back decades (headlined obviously by a terrible offensive line), too many misses in the draft, and losing the few players they picked that were actually good in free agency.
So those are my blogs for three future Mondays in January. I'm not sure when they will be relevant, but everything you need to read has already been written here. Just like it could've been written after this happened and the Giants turned into a fucking clownshow.
For the people saying that the reason the Giants always suck regardless of GM, coach, or players is because of the people that run the franchise. But blogging about firing the owner is funny until you realize it is literally impossible unless the owner is super problematic. There are MANY things I can call John Mara, but problematic is not one considering he is the manilla folder of sports owners. Bland, forgettable, and quite simply unimpressive. So instead I will just blame everyone that can be fired as the people in charge continue to dig the franchise into new lows while promising us they are gonna fix it as we live in this cycle of football hell for the rest of our lives (or until the Giants are forced to hire the modern day George Young to fix everything when John's dad allowed this to happen in the 70s).
