2024 Can't End Soon Enough For Our Boy Justin Timberlake After Video Of Him Showing Off A Tiny Package In Nashville Went Viral
MSN - Justin Timberlake completely overhauled his wardrobe at his latest gig after leaving fans shocked by his bulge during a recent concert.
The Mirrors singer rocked the oversized long-sleeved shirt as he took to the stage in Kansas City on Friday night after his previous wardrobe malfunction at his Nashville concert.
Taking to the stage at the T-Mobile Center as part of his "Forget Tomorrow" world tour, the former N*SYNC singer rocked a notably longer shirt as he donned a harness like he had worn previously when he suffered the wardrobe mishap.
At the time, fans took to social media to express their shock at the unexpected eyeful.
One person commented: "The way my jaw dropped. Honey NO ONE TOLD HIM during rehearsals? Oof." Another person wrote: "Him constantly trying to cover it with his shirt." A third user commented: "It’s like he felt us staring when you zoomed bc he immediately started grabbing down on his shirt." A fourth wrote: "What was the thought process here? Was this not rehearsed…at all?"
(This is usually Pat's area of expertise, but I think he's on vacation so I'm handling it.)
2024 has been about as kind to Justin Timberlake as a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving. First, our man got busted for a DUI in the Hamptons this summer- a location so bougie it’s almost impressive he managed to screw up there.
Now, the universe decided to double down on his misery, sending him viral in the worst way possible: a TikTok clip of his extremely underwhelming bulge during a Nashville concert.
It all went down during his Nashville stop on the “Forget Tomorrow” tour. An ironically titled tour considering JT would probably love to forget this year. While strapped into some kind of over-engineered harness that looked more “sex swing” than “pop star,” a wardrobe malfunction put his, tiny balls and pp on display. Fans caught the moment when his tight triangle-style straps turned his package into the saddest plot point of the evening.
(Sidebar - why is it it's always noticeable in pics when your piece is the most unflattering? When its shriveled up from being cold, or your nervous, or not thinking about sex for the only 2 minutes that day? It's never when you're at half mast, sporting half a chub, or rock hard? Ever notice that?)
To make matters worse, or better, depending on how much you enjoy schadenfreude, he was mid-performance of his banger, "Mirrors" when the mishap happened.
As if on cue, the poor guy sang the song that includes the lyrcics, “hard to find,” and "I couldn't get any bigger" just as the camera zoomed in. I mean, you can’t script that shit.
His DUI debacle happened back in June. He was arrested in the Hamptons for driving while intoxicated, JT pleaded guilty to a lesser charge, performed some community service, and probably sent his publicist into an early retirement.
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Add in some canceled shows due to back injuries, (likely from carrying all this bad press), and it’s clear Timberlake’s year has been nothing short of a disaster.
He might be getting roasted online right now, but let’s not forget who we’re talking about. This is a dude who survived denim suits, Janet Jackson's Super Bowl backlash, and making The Love Guru
and Runner Runner.
He’ll be fine.
But no matter how bad things get, Justin Timberlake still gets to go home to Jessica Biel. And let’s be real, if your consolation prize for a rough year is seeing Jessica Biel in her underwear on a nightly basis, you’re still winning at life.
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p.s. - here's your reward for reading a dick blog.
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