An Investigation Needs To Be Launched To Figure Out Who Got Jalen Carter Sick In New Orleans This Week
Icon Sportswire. Getty Images.You may recall that the Eagles had a historically dominant pass rush in 2022. They were just the 4th team in NFL history to record 70 sacks in a season. And then what happened in Super Bowl LVII?
George Toma, known as "The Sodfather" was the heads groundskeeper and threw together one of the biggest piece of shit playing surfaces in the history of the Super Bowl. Sure, both teams had to play on a dog shit playing surface. But it completely neutralized the Eagles' pass rush, and gave Patrick Mahomes the ability to lead the Chiefs to their 2nd Super Bowl victory. Funny enough, George Toma just happened to be on the Chiefs' payroll…
Fast forward 2 years. The Eagles have since added Jalen Carter to the roster. He's already been dubbed as the next Aaron Donald by Aaron Donald himself. A guy as violently dominant as Jalen Carter has to terrify the shit out of Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs. So what ends up happening this week leading up to the Super Bowl?
Was it a food delivery driver? Was it someone working in the hotel? Was it Mintzy? There is somebody in New Orleans right now who just got a massive bump in their bank account from somebody within the Kansas City Chiefs organization to get Jalen Carter sick before the Super Bowl. Follow the money! There has to be a trail out there somewhere.
This is now 2 Super Bowls in a row now for the Eagles vs the Chiefs where their pass rush has been targeted and strategically weakened. The bad news for the Chiefs is their man made the hit too early. It's still only Thursday, so Jalen Carter has plenty of time to strengthen back up for Sunday. By the time this thing makes its way through the locker room, hopefully it's just a guy like Bryce Huff who is dealing with it. No offense Bryce Huff.
