The Hawk Tuah Girl Has Woken Up From The Longest Nap Of All Time And Released A Podcast Explaining Everything, Which Led To More People Pump And Dumping Her $HAWK Coin

So it's been two months since the Hawk Tuah girl basically got coerced by a bunch of crypto bros to launch her own coin which led to various parts of this story you can find below:

She's officially broken her silence by allowing FaZe Banks, who besides being a Bostonian and friend of the Portnoy program is one of the very few legitimate crypto influencers in the space to join her podcast and explain where she went wrong. That reminds me of the funniest story Dave has ever said when he described meeting one of the FaZe guys at a club in Miami and he asked him if he "FaZes up bro" and Dave thought the fella was insulting him or some shit. I wasn't going to sit and try to explain FaZe and its cultural significance in gaming and streaming culture to his 45 year old self so I won't do it here either.

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Anyway, it's a lot of words to read but basically Banks agreed to do the podcast with tons of stipulations that would ensure people don't continue to lose money on this magical memecoin based off a celebrity who got famous for sharing her spit techniques, and that she basically put the money she made to more honest use. Well that didn't happen, because somehow the podcast leaked on her YouTube channel, and now Banks is pissed and guess what: more people put in money and it immediately rugged again:

There's very few things more entertaining than looking at the $HAWK coin chart. Just continued months of people investing their money into "Hawk Coin" and losing all of it. Some truly special stuff we're dealing with here on the Internet in 2025. My uneducated financial advice would be to not invest in a Hawk Tuah coin and probably put it into the S&P or something but that's why they're all making millions and I'm a brokie. Chess not checkers apparently.

P.S. I will be investing in a Portnoy memecoin if he does end up releasing one and that is also not financial advice but more of me having FOMO from $TRUMP. Wild wild west.