Praise The Lord And Colonel Sanders Himself, KFC Has Brought Back Potato Wedges!!!!!!!!*

I hate putting up a headline like that with an asterisk attached, but I had to spread the word that the KFC potato wedges are getting a test run in certain Tampa-area restaurants years after they were taken away from us in the middle of the night like when the Baltimore Colts loaded up those Mayflower trucks and moved to Indianapolis. Besides, there must be some smoke to the fire if KFC is tweeting a poll like this:

Say what you want about the Colonel, but the man isn't cheeky. When he tweets. there is something behind it (I had to screenshot it since Elon is too busy with other stuff to worry about his app crashing every hour during the biggest NFL news day of the year).

Now look, I know Florida Men, Women, and all sorts of creatures have taken a lot of crap from this website over the years. But I need every single person in the Greater Tampa area to get their asses out of their houses and buy some of these potato wedges so KFC is forced to release them nationwide. We already have McDonald's bringing back the Snack Wrap and Rockstar pumping out a new GTA. Why not make it a holy trinity of comeback greatness?

Forget about all the Presidential elections it has impacted as a swing state over the years when hanging chads was the most controversial political topic we dealt with. Bringing back the KFC potato wedges is the most important thing Floridians can do for Americans and America itself. I may even see if I can get Portnoy to give the Snack Boys the green light to take the company card to book a flight to his lovely Sunshine state so we can run the tab up at all these KFCs so we can give back to the fast food business that helped give Ziti its first Dozen championship. Because make no mistake about it, the KFC potato wedges are a legendary food that should've never been removed from the menu, no matter what you think of KFC's current fries.