Russell Wilson Says This New Product Called "Recovery Water" Magically Healed His Concussion After The NFC Championship Game, Russell Wilson Is Officially A Full Blown Crazy Person

(Source) Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson took a brutal hit to the head from Packers linebacker Clay Matthews after throwing an interception in the NFC Championship Game, and he looked like he might have suffered a concussion. But Wilson stayed in the game, and wasn’t limited in practice leading up to the Super Bowl. Now Wilson says credit for healed his head goes to a product he invests in: Recovery Water.

In a lengthy profile in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Wilson claims the water, which the company he’s working with sells for $3 a bottle, caused his brain to recover from what could have been a serious injury. “I banged my head during the Packers game in the playoffs, and the next day I was fine,” Wilson said. “It was the water.”

Wilson insists that the Recovery Water “works well,” and that a teammate used the water to heal a knee injury. And if that makes Recovery Water sound more like a scam than a miracle cure, well, Wilson admits he can’t prove that it works. “Well, we’re not saying we have real medical proof,” Wilson said.

Questions were raised about the Seahawks’ medical staff after Wilson was cleared to return following the hit from Matthews, especially considering that FOX sideline reporter Erin Andrews observed during the game that team doctors let him go back in the game after “They talked to him for all of two seconds.” That’s an alarming accusation of a medical staff failing to do its job, one that probably would have been a major story during Super Bowl week if not for the fact that the Deflategate story broke later the same day.

Wilson’s “Recovery Water” claims may now generate some attention, but likely not for the reasons Wilson would hope. Although Wilson is portraying himself as a big believer in the ability of his product to help people, the Rolling Stone article makes him sound more like a snake oil salesman.

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We need to have a talk. I think Russell Wilson is a full blown crazy person. I’m talking guy outside a stadium with a sign, yelling at people and scaring children, crazy person. Now hear me out. As much as I’m not a religious guy and don’t believe in God I still respect religion in general and have no problem with people practicing what they believe. There is difference though in that and Russell Wilson. The guy who said he is not having sex with his girlfriend because Jesus Christ appeared in a mirror and told him to “lead her” when they were standing in a trailer getting ready for a concert. The guy who said God hit him up after the Super Bowl and explained why Russell Wilson threw that interception.

“The play happens, and they pick the ball off. And I take three steps,” Wilson said. “And on the third step God says to me, ‘I’m using you. . . . I want to see how you respond. But most importantly I want them to see how you respond.”

That’s a quote from God by the way. Russell Wilson is quoting exactly what God said to him in his brain. Pretty cool the G man went on the record for Russ. And now this. Russell Wilson saying his concussion was healed by Recovery Water. Drank a bottle of water and poof, his brain, the thing that has been exhaustively studied by very very smart people for many many years, was healed. So yeah, I think we’re there. There is being religious and having faith and then there is being a full blown crazy, and unfortunately I think Russell Wilson is now in the latter category. Now everyone go out and buy some Recovery Water, it literally fixes your brain.

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How much does it suck to be some fancy Neuroscientist who has spent their entire life’s work studying concussions and violent blows to the brain only to be proven wrong by Russell Wilson drinking a hangover vitamin water and saying he’s cured. Just proves that reading is for suckers when things Recovery Water exist.