How About This Hot Piece Of Cougar Ass Who Has Kept a Detailed Report Card Of all 140 Guys She's Banged
Metro - Sandy Nardo has been giving her lovers marks for ‘emotional state, sex or kissing, looks, solvency and duration’ over the years. She started her sex diary aged 19 after a liaison with an Italian musician while she was travelling the world as a dancer. More than 30 years later she has 140 scorecards giving marks to married men, threesomes and even the husband she ditched after six months of marriage. Self-confessed sex addict Sandy said: ‘There have been 140 so it would be easy to forget. I wanted to remember them all – even the rubbish ones. ‘I have no regrets of what I have done. Sometimes it was mind blowing sometimes it was mind numbing but they are all experiences that made me the woman I am today. ‘I have travelled the world all my life and I have slept with men from over 30 countries. ‘I enjoy the variety in life, and why shouldn’t I? I loved to be spoilt and looked after by men. ‘I worked in a different city few days and it was nice to get some company, and as they say variety is the spice of life. She travelled the world working as a burlesque dancer and a translator, all the while adding to her book of lovers. The men were all secretly marked out of ten for their talents, their looks, their wealth and the length of the encounter. She also gave them a code for their ‘emotional state’ – E for ‘eucky’, B for bored, Y for yum and F for fun. She said: ‘I did love the sex but I also loved teasing a man – it’s all such a delicious game. I’m like a cat lining up the mice for my own pleasure.’ Her favourite was ‘Mack’ – a long-term lover who she slept with for 20 years. Bottom of the list was ‘English banker’ who she slept with for a year and a half in the early 90s who promised he would leave his wife, but never did.
If you wouldn’t fuck this broad you’re a fucking liar and I hate you. She’s a demon in the sack. A cold blooded sex machine whose one purpose in life is to fuck your dick off and send you home wondering what just happened. I call bullshit on only 140 though. That sounds extremely low for how she describes her life. I mean she fucking refers to guys as mice that she lines up for her own pleasure. All she wanted to do was plow. Make boners weep and go on with her day, start again tomorrow. 140 maybe this year. You can’t call yourself a sex-addict and only have bagged 140 in 30 years. A little less than 5 a year does not even touch what I would consider a sex addict, and I would know, I know nothing about having a lot of sex.
And her report card grading system is insane. How about her rating the ugliest guy she fucked as a 7 (unless we are counting the guy that tried to rape her who is a 4, which for some reason she includes in the 140. Sex is sex I guess? Maybe she was wearing skinny jeans that day?) And shout out to Billy the Golden Viking. The most amazing name of all time in the history of time.
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