Guys Being Dudes: We Got Chris Gotterup Triple Stacking Beers And Scottie Giving Wyndham Clark A Purple Nurple To Celebrate The Presidents Cup Win

Hell yeah. These are two golf guys through and through. Two guys who love Barstool and show up on PMT. Two guys who know what it takes to win. Three beers and a titty twister. I'll say it, it's awesome to see these guys let loose. We're talking about the most buttoned up sport. You can't fart without people making a big deal about it. You can't wear a hat any other way, shirt tucked in, everything else. You go out and pull off that comeback win, no nipple should be safe in Chicago. 

It's not shocking that Gotterup is a triple beer guy. He's a Jersey dude. He spent time at Rutgers. That man knows how to triple stack when need be. But Scottie giving the purple nurple is just an A+ move. He saw the opportunity and took advantage of it. Gotta keep an eye on nipples when Scottie is around. That's especially true after the win. He's gonna find you, talk some grape and then twist that titty. 

This is the perfect celebration. Gotterup walking around with beers, Scottie twisting nips. Have a night, boys. They deserve it. Don't care if we're supposed to win. We still did. Party all night, live a little.