ALERT: More Cheeky Bikini Clips Of Mikaela LaFuente Have Emerged And At 24 Years Old She Might Already Be The #1 Model In The World

Devlin10/07/2026 6:00 PM

Look cards on the table, I'm really never trying to splurge unnecessary hyperbole into peoples lives out there. When I say something in a headline, I mean it goddamnit. ~~Whole~~ Hole heartedly.

There's no reason to mislead loyal salt-of-the-earth readers like you. So I always try to reward any promises made in the thumbnail.

Now although that proclamation about our new friend Mika already being the #1 model in the world might seem a little over the top, it certainly feels pretty real to me, damnit. The pageviews from my recent blogs about her definitely don't lie.

And thankfully for us, all her new runway clips do not either. God bless Argentina.

Of course I'm no expert on the global power rankings of super models butt I think it's fair to say that Mika is here to stay. Best of all, she is SINGLE fellas! That's right, after a few years dating OG Wiggledicker Bryce Hall, she dropped his ass over the summer and just posted herself getting ready for her 1st date since the breakup. Good for her! Choose LOVE.

Not much else to add here other than MIKA TO THE MOON! Whether she actually attains that #1 world ranking doesn't matter to me. Either way I'm still gonna root for health, happiness, and a dump truck sized load of pageviews to always come her way. People helping people.

Plus as she says so eloquently below, "take a chance cause you might grow". Wise words to live by brother. Vaya con dios.