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Can't Have A Worse Start To The Season Than This Dude From Hofstra Wiping Out On The Court And Sliding Directly Into His Teammate's Nuts

I know people would say the guy who got his nuts smashed has a worse start, but I disagree. We can feel sympathy for our guy who got hit like that. You know how bad that hurts? I still think the graze across the dick and balls hurt more, like when a soccer ball hits just enough to get you in the sharp pain, but this isn't any good either. Now, I say the guy who had a Sub Zero-esque slide tackle had the worse start, because what are you doing? No one on Hofstra can trust him or the mop guy ever again. Not when you have nuts on the line.

Not to mention Hofstra lost by 2 to Princeton. Just a brutal, brutal start when your highlight is dudes smashing balls together. It does prove that people will always laugh at this too. It doesn't matter how old we get or anything like that. A good nut hit get s the people going. But this is one of the funnier ones I can remember. Absolute perfection from the slide to the reaction. 

Someone on that Hofstra bench needs to help out our guy too. The only coach is just standing over them basically laughing 

Smart move by number 2 to roll over like he got smashed in the nuts instead of being the one causing the carnage. Just brutal, brutal night all around.