TEAM GREAT CANS: Paige Spiranac Was The Clear MVP Of The Internet Invitational So Let's Look Back At Her Cheekiest Moments From The Tournament (Also Didn't Cry ONCE. Suck On That Haters)

Devlin11/13/2026 6:00 PM

Happy Friday! If you haven't watched the grand finale of The Internet Invitational, feel free to enjoy the last 2 episodes above at your leisure. High stakes and even higher tension with some wild moments in between. Plus some perfect villains too. Turns out playing for $4 million got those golfers all antsy in their pantsy till the bitter end. VIVA brother!

Speaking of which, let's take a moment to acknowledge the MVP of the whole tournament while we're at it. Big John was a big bright shining star for sure but of course I'm talking about the OG Golf Girl & our dear friend, Paige Spiranac. What a showing from her in 2026! Hopefully good enough to not receive any death threats like she did after last year's finale. Jesus H. Christ guys. RELAX.

And it's a GREAT thing she decided to come again. Because not only did she nearly make it to the championship round, but also proved all the haters wrong by not crying ONCE. Woman in the arena type shit. Now unflappable in the face of controversy. Suck on that trolls!

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And her other moments were just as impressive too. HUGE sense of humor out there with the boys. It's been a joy to watch.

Also feel compelled to add that she's an A+ follow on Twitter as well. Definitely been one of the only participants who interacted with fans during every episode drop. Locker room talk and all. Who the hell was threatening her life last year? Paige must be protected at ALL costs. #TeamGreatCans

And unsurprisingly, she's got a huge heart of gold as well. To all the haters & trolls who think otherwise, feel free to fuck off and find a new slant. Midas whale take a billion seats while you're at it.

So thanks for the memories & pageviews Paige. Although I have no power whatsoever here, I would like to extend an early invite to you for the 2027 Internet Invitational. Who wouldn't want another indescribable time right? RIGHT? ~~VIVAs in the chat!~~