Pats Vs. Steelers Rewind
A recap of the best, funniest moments of the night.
1. Gronk’s Post Game Speech Was Shakespearean
(The best part was the knowing nod at the end….like YUP Nailed it. The people’s meathead indeed)
Deep thoughts with Rob gronkowski. Love the little nod at the end. He knew he nailed it #gronk pic.twitter.com/U88sKO60yw
— David Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) September 11, 2015
2. Tom Brady Raincoat – Tom Ford, Armani or Prada?
3. Mike Tomlin Not Happy About Radiogate
#prayformiketomlin. #radiogate pic.twitter.com/tZ2gSbPAbZ
— David Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) September 11, 2015
4. Ernie Adams (AKA Pink Stripes) In the Flesh
(Clearly running around in-between jamming Steeler radio frequencies. And yes the image of Ernie Adams sitting in some magical office just maniaclly pushing buttons and pulling levers all night long had me laughing the entire game. Pink Stripes! Pink Stripes!)
By far my favorite video of the night #ernieadams #pinkstripes @37theory pic.twitter.com/KxTBzh6kVB
— David Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) September 11, 2015
5. Pat’s TD’s Allowed In 4th Quarter
(Is that good?)
Give Big Cat credit though. This was a funny response.
6. Where Is Roger Chant
(I still can’t believe it took till the 4th quarter for this chant to break out? I thought this would be from opening kickoff to the final gun.)
RT @MattTB12: WHERE IS ROGER? @stoolpresidente @FeitsBarstool @nflcommish pic.twitter.com/5Y4lce1Kkd
— David Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) September 11, 2015
7. Gronk Spike 9.8 With the Shimmmy Shake
9.8 with shimmy shake on the #GronkSpike How many TSA is that for Gronk tonight? Like infinity? pic.twitter.com/cCg3HVYtFV
— David Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) September 11, 2015
8. The Ernie Bat Phone
(I don’t even want to know what secrets are said on this phone. I’m sure I’d have to kill myself if I had that information. Too sensitive. Too hot.)
9. Julian Edelman Didn’t Get Uglier in the Off Season…I’ll Just Say That
(If finding Edelman ridiculously attractive makes me a homo than I guess I’m a freaking homo haha…no homo)
10. Brady “199” Under Armour Commercial
(Welcome to the Electric Factory. Pray for Giovanni Carmazzi)
11. Mr Kraft giving high fives to Roger Goodell after Gronk TD
High fives from Mr Kraft to @nflcommish Great having you at the opener Roger pic.twitter.com/nnmcuvY8Nm
— David Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) September 11, 2015
12. Pats Pipe Patriots Radio Broadcast Into Steelers Headsets
13. Gif of the Year
14. Jimmy Garrapalo Being Like “Fuck It…I’m Running Out of the Tunnel Like I’m Still the Motherfucking Starter Tonight
Love Garrapalo just being like fuck it….I'm sprinting out of the tunnel like I'm the starter anyway pic.twitter.com/IfS8zpAVIl
— David Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) September 11, 2015
15. The Moment You Knew The Game Was Over. Brady Coming Out Onto the Field
16. Masshole Christmas
It's Masshole Christmas. Patriots opening night. These are my people. #firegoodell @nick_mal pic.twitter.com/T3Wce2e5AI
— David Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) September 10, 2015