Kevin Smith Has Chosen The Exton Square Mall To Film Mallrats 2

Suck on a fat one, Granite Run your Delco discounted trash! Chester County owns the minor league mall of the year when it comes to “Shit, I really don’t want to deal with that clusterfuck that is KOP” places to shop. Don’t exactly know how they’re going to make a movie out of people causing mayhem at the mall anymore. It’s passed 1999 and the only people who loiter at malls are Cinnabon workers on a cig break and old people getting their exercise on doing laps on a flat surface. But, hey, if they need extras and are paying in $5’s and food court lunches, I’m there.

I admire the fact Kevin Smith is a true rags to riches tale, but I’m pretty sure I hate his fucking guts. I can’t exactly put my finger on it, I just do. His movies are meh and the constant wearing of the same hockey sweater reeks of douche. However, that smug smirk means he probably had a tally ho at the Touch Of Asian Spa across the way from that picture. No wonder he chose that location.