Jeopardy Matt Jackson Continues To Roll

Lucky number 7. Up over 190,000 dollars. Today I was on the edge of my seat waiting to hear his story after the commercial break. There is no way this guy has 6 stories in him. He barely had 1. Hes been telling the worst stories of all time. Today he told a story about his “grandfather” and how he tried to figure out who wrote the Torah because Matt and his family are “Jewish.” I’m using quotation marks because robots dont have grandparents and they dont practice religion.

People keep asking what he’s going to do with his winnings and I honestly couldnt tell you. I have no clue what the fuck an android would do with almost 200 grand. There’s no telling when he stops. He goes for Snowmans tomorrow.