Trouble In Paradise: Robert Kraft And Ricki Lander Rumored To Have Separated
Later, babe!
(Source) – They have been dating for more than three years – despite a nearly 40-year age gap. But now, there are rumors that Bob Kraft and his girlfriend, Ricki Lander, are on a break. The billionaire New England Patriots owner, 74, and 34-year-old Lander – an actress who grew up in Salt Lake City, Utah – may have temporarily ended their relationship over the subject of marriage. Lander apparently wants to wed Kraft, but the business mogul – who started dating his girlfriend a year after he lost his beloved wife of 48 years, Myra, to cancer – does not want to marry again.
Marriage? We’re talking about marriage?! Listen, Ricki, you seem like a great gal. I can’t remember ever hearing you say or do anything really, and that’s truly a great quality for the significant other of someone I care about. When it comes to friends’ girlfriends, I’m like the Milford School and children: they should be neither seen nor heard. But now you’re asking for marriage? Come on, you’re a rebound. RKK fell into your arms as he wept for the loss of his one and only. Nothing worse than someone you grabbed off the glass catching real feelings.
And for that reason, Kraft is out.
You were a blast, but you’re never getting in on that will. Kraft’s planning a domination tour, the likes of which we haven’t seen since the Third Reich, you think he’s got time to plan some nuptials? No, no, no. Let’s not be silly. You ruined a good thing by trying to make it a real thing, now grab your stuff and get’cho ass up outta here.