Trevor Noah Has A New Girlfriend And She Is Not Ugly

Prettay prettay pretty good looking new girlfriend for the new host of the Daily Show. Her name is Jordyn Taylor and she’s spectacular. Model hot.  I read somewhere that Trevor Noah recently broke up with the girl he was dating in South Africa during his move to America so this is a solid move.  This is what you gotta do. It’s what Jordan Spieth hasn’t done yet.  When you become super duper rich and famous you have to get a newer hotter girlfriend. New tax brackets means new types of women. It’s science. Trevor has done that with Jordyn because Trevor is super famous now. I don’t know what his last girlfriend looks like but I guarantee Jordyn is hotter than her. I’m sure it’d be a nice story to stay with the girl who was there before the red carpets and VIP sections but it’s not sustainable. I’m really just talking to Spieth at this point. He needs a model chick and needed one 4 months ago.

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This last picture was on Jordyn’s Instagram and I was positive it was Jennifer Lopez but I guess it’s Jordyn. I think? Part of me still thinks it’s Lopez.  When you have a girlfriend who gets confused with J.Lo you’re doing something right.