Good News: Girls Like Melinda Currey Are Out There. Bad News: They're Taken By Guys Like Erik Karlsson

Professional athlete has crazy hot girlfriend. I know, I’m just as shocked as you are. I mean who would have ever thought a guy who plays hockey for a living could end up with a chick as hot as Melinda Currey. Definitely not I. Yet here comes Ottawa Senators captain Erik Karlsson wheeling around the baddest babe O-Town has to offer. Not sure what’s hotter; Karlsson with the puck on his stick or Melinda Currey at pretty much any moment in her life. Let’s go to the tale of the tape to find out.

And now to completely murder that boner you were just sporting, here’s the two of them dressed up for Halloween.

I mean, Melinda looks great. but holy shit, Erik Karlsson as Ursula is some serious nightmare fuel. Speaking of Karlsson though, this season he made the worst decision of his life and decided to cut off his luscious flow. So before we leave, let’s just hold a quick moment of silence for some of the greatest heads of hair this game has ever seen.