Kid Who Looks Like The Joker Tried To Rob A Wal Mart/Is The Scariest Person On Earth

WKTV- A Utica man was arrested Monday after he allegedly stole from Walmart. Anthony MacDowell, 20, of Rutger Street, is charged with petit larceny. According to authorities, officers responded around 6:45 p.m. to Walmart on a shoplifting complaint. Store security told police they saw a man take $620 worth of merchandise, but when security tried to stop him he fled. Officers located him at Bass Pro Shop.

Listen to me.  I’m nervous to be writing this post.  That’s not blogger hyperbole either.  That’s a straight up fact.  Nothing scares me more than The Joker and people who pretend to be The Joker.  It feels like they’re capable of anything and everything and it’s terrifying.  Even when it’s just a Halloween costume, I stay as far away from them at a party as I can.  Creed’s Joker outfit from The Office?  Scary as fuck.  Still have nightmares about it.  I love the Dark Knight movie and I love The Joker.  That’s what made the character so awesome.  People love and fear it.  But it still scares the piss outta me. Throw in Heath Ledger’s death and it’s even worse.  No crowd of people scare me more than the people who wanna be The Joker.  Especially a kid like this who tried to rob a Wal Mart.  The dude gave himself the Joker scars!  That’s lunacy.  I’m surprised the cops even arrested him.  I’d have taken one look at his face and sprinted in the other direction until I puked.  I half expect him to be knocking on my door later tonight saying “Why so serious?”, see-sawing a razor blade over my mouth and causing anarchy all around Cedar Rapids just for writing this blog about him.

h/t cody