Wake Up With Bill Burr - Day 1/5

Dedication week here on Barstool Philly. Bill Burr is coming to Philly this Friday night and it’s the least we can do to to honor one of the greats. We kick it off with the infamous Shari’s Berries advertisement.

Take note, owners of businesses and so called moguls. This is how you advertise. Are you fortunate to have a company spend their hard earned money to advertise on your platform and basically directly pay your bills for you? Fuck em. Just trash them right in front of their faces. You may think it’s bad for business but guess what, pulling the old reach around with fire and demolishing Shari’s Berries just gave them 100x more bang for their advertising buck than if solely the normal script was read. Just imagine how much money would roll in if some underpaid, rogue employee went unnecessarily apeshit on a company that makes Boom Beach or Go Students or whatever the fuck is advertising here nowadays? Millions of Internet dollars might all of a sudden hit Bitcoin levels rather than staying at the current monetary equivalent of a Rupee from The Ocarina of Time. DIP YOUR BALLS, er BERRIES IN THAT.