I Challenge You To Listen To The Entire Miami Dolphins Fight Song Without Wanting To Stab Yourself In The Face

This is actually a thing that exists? So here I am searching for material during Eagles v. Dolphins week and I stumble upon this monstrosity to mankind. What. The. Hell was this happy crap? I know the Dolphins have about 80 owners and no real identity, plan, or hope, but to just give T-Pain a boatload of cash/dank for this abomination wasn’t the right move. I’d rather hear an actual pod of Dolphins queefing in unison than whatever that was. Somebody give Snowflake a new tank because this entire organization may have to be eradicated for letting this one drop.

I’ll sing Fly Eagles Fly after every touchdown till I die, but even I’ll admit Hail To The Redskins is a politically incorrect old school JAM. That is until the Rams move back to LA and all of a sudden Ram It is once again the tits of Tinsletown.

Brass Bonanza is still the greatest sports related song in history.

Bonus: Best professional