10 People You'll See At The Bar On Thanksgiving Eve
Ahhhh Thanksgiving Eve, the biggest bar night do the year. Everyone comes home from college, out of state, or they still live in your shitty hometown and they all make their way to the local bar. As much as everyone says they don’t want to see anyone they went to high school with they still go and see all these people they didn’t want to see:
1. The person you hated in high school
Everyone had an enemy in high school and you probably don’t even know why you hated them now. It was definitely something stupid like you guys liked the same person or you called them a bitch for a stupid reason. Whatever, they’ll be there and it’ll be weird because you probably don’t hate them anymore but it’s too late now to say sorrryyyy.
2. Your ex
And it’ll suck or maybe it won’t. Depends on how and when you ended. You’ll probably end up hooking up.
3. Your high school crush
That person that made your stomach do things and made you sweat a lot when you were a freshman and they were a senior.
4. Your friends older siblings
You’ll probably make them feel old. And they’ll say “oh my god! When did you turn 21?! I can’t believe you’re here right now, I feel so old!”
5. Your friends younger siblings
Depending on how old you are you’ll see your friends younger siblings at the bar and it’ll make you realize how old you are and that’ll suck.
6. Those people you kind of knew but didn’t really talk to
Aka the same girls you go to the bathroom with and become besssttt frienndsss and your totally going to get coffee while your home to catch up!
7. The people who are married now
Married or have kids, they’ll be there and you’ll have a conversation where you can’t relate to one word they’re saying but you just nod and smile.
8. Those people who have their life completely together
They’re going to grad school, have a job waiting for them, have a great full time job, or just way more successful than 90% of people at the bar and they just CANT WAIT to talk about it. And you’re going to have to listen to it while you think about if you have enough money on your debit card to buy another beer.
9. The people who got real fat
Or maybe you are the person who got real fat. The good news is at one point everyone gets fat so no one will really care.
10. The people who got real good looking
Lost weight, got muscular, learned how to put on makeup, grew a beard, etc. it goes both ways. They’ll be there trying to make the person who was mean to them in high school jealous.