Chick Dating Her Celebrity Crush After Stalking Him On Twitter For 5 Years
Daily Mail – It’s the modern-day love story that will give all Beliebers and Directioners hope. A fan girl who showered her celebrity crush, Jake T. Austin, with tweets and Instagram comments has seen her wildest dreams comes true – after becoming the A-lister’s girlfriend. Danielle Caesar, 22, from New York, has been a fan of Disney heartthrob Jake, 21, for five years and now she’s bagged him as a boyfriend. Jake, who is famous for his role as Max Russo in Disney’s Wizard of Waverly Place alongside best friend Selena Gomez, even shared a loved-up snap on his Instagram page to prove the romance. Taking to social media, Jake shared a picture of himself and Danielle locking lips. He captioned the snap, which he shared with his 1.3m followers: ‘I’m crazy for her.’ Danielle also posted the picture on her own Instagram account, which she has since made private, and captioned it: ‘Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favourite.’ Instagram went into meltdown, with nearly 20,000 fangirls commenting. One wrote: ‘She has been tweeting him for five years straight because she was a fangirl and she made it! She is his gf OMG!’, another added: ‘@harrystyles please can this be us?’.
Listen I dont know who this Disney Channel dude is but he’s a millionaire and this chick landed him by being a fucking lunatic internet stalker and you know what? Its a beautiful goddam story. 99% of the world out there is a loser internet schlub and so this story gives him to the vast abyss of hopeless zeroes. Its a modern day fairytale that reminds people that there’s a fine line between “stalking” and “persistence.” A fine line between “restraining order” and “relationship.” Its a nice inspirational boost to the people out there that respond to every Kanye West tweet with shit like “I want you to cum down my throat so hard that it gets me pregnant” in hopes that he’ll actually listen. It might take 5 years of relentless tweets like that, but you might land your man one day. Good for Danielle. This inevitably ends in disaster – some combination of domestic violence and an order of protection – but for right now everyone seems to be happy.
PS – This can only happen with a dude celebrity. No female is ever going to be like “You know that dude thats relentlessly tweeted me thousands of times for 5 years? I feel like thats a person I want to enjoy sexually.” But a dude is probably like “Man I bet that chick who tweets me all the time would let me do some vile things to her. Lets give it a whirl.”