Worst Photographer Ever Misses Two Rhinos Fucking Right Over His Shoulder

Daily Mail- This is the hilarious moment a photographer visiting the Nairobi National Park in Kenya completely misses a pair of rhinoceros going at it right behind him. Greg Armfield, a senior producer with WWF-UK, can be seen lying down with his camera as a male rhino mounts a female right behind his back. Mr Armfield was visiting the Masai Mara for a lion collaring expedition, and was himself photographed seemingly completely oblivious to the animals in the background. The WWF-UK has been visiting the park to follow a rhino ranger as he and his team patrol the park.  Nairobi National Park is one of Kenya’s most successful rhinoceros sanctuaries, and it is one of only a few parks in the world where visitors can be certain of seeing a black rhinoceros in its natural habitat.

Take away his photographer license (if that’s a thing).  Strip him of every credential he has that allows him to be a photographer.  Aren’t photographers supposed to have great feel?  A great feel for being in the right place at the right time and capturing the perfect picture?  Well whatever special gift photographers have, that guy doesn’t have it. Pick a new career. There are two rhinos doing it rhino style right over his shoulder and he’s taking pictures of bushes or some shit.  Turnaround bro! The opportunity of a life time is about to bust. Ironically his inability to be a decent photographer gave us one of the greatest pictures ever so maybe it’s a win? We got a picture of a guy who is completely oblivious to his surroundings despite his job description listing that he needs to be aware of his surroundings.  Life, man.

(And here are a few photoshops I made that aren’t actually photoshops cause I had to make them in Paint since my free trail of photoshop ran out a long time ago. Love that Chernin money!)