Quitting Your Job At Burger King And Taking All Their Nuggets On The Way Out Is A Heartless Move
Listen, I am all for sticking it to your old company after you quit. Fuck the man, fight the power. But stealing nuggets, even for a place not known for their nuggets, is some messed up shit. The 4-piece nuggets have evolved into the perfect third option at a fast food joint. Your burger/sandwich is your franchise player like MJ, your fries play the complementary role like Scottie Pippen, but the nuggets are the important Ho Grant/Dennis Rodman role. And I guess the condiments and dipping sauces are the coaching staff like the Zen Master. Everything needs to be together to make a championship meal.
So being the guy that cause to leave BK without nuggets is like when Mr. Burns blocked out the sun in Springfield. Such an evil move. I remember being at a Burger King as a kid that ran out of fries. RAN OUT OF FRIES! It didn’t register to anyone that a fast food joint could actually run out of fries. But it angers me to this day and I still hold a grudge towards that BK. I imagine this guy made more than a few enemies in his native state of Florida. And there isn’t a group of people in the Union that I would want to have beef with less than Floridians.
Update: Sounds like this was a hoax, which is actually somehow more of a punk move than actually stealing the nuggets.