Pornhub Starting Up An Online Casino With Virtual Strip Poker Is The Most Brilliant Idea In The History Of Business
PH - A popular porn portal is thrusting into a new venture — online gambling. On Monday, Pornhub.com officially opened the aptly named Pornhub Casino, an online gambling casino where participants can play roulette, Blackjack and even strip poker. Most of the croupiers are Costa Rica women, but occasionally well-known porn stars like Monique Alexander or Dani Daniels are expected to fly down and work the roulette wheel or blackjack tables. The idea of combining sex and gambling is a long time coming for Pornhub, according to vice president Corey Price. “Our users know a thing or two about having a good time online, so when a casino company approached us with an opportunity to blend gambling with porn, we had to consider it seriously,” he said by email. “We decided to take a gamble –pun intended — and go ahead with the idea.” The carnal-themed casino’s focus is getting members to spend their wad rather than blow it, but there are some allusions to Pornhub’s main business. The croupiers occasionally flash their breasts to players who ask nicely through a chat box. Also, a win on the online slot machine results in a quick scene from an adult movie.
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Sex and gambling. You know the key to the mind of a man, PornHub. And here I was saying Stick A Fork In Smitty yesterday from society bringing back online poker in general. Add a little tits to the fire and we’re already well done before the grill even gets warm. All they gotta do is find out a way to deliver booze and GrubHub instantaneously into my mouth and they’ve got all of my vices on lockdown. Seriously though, how brilliant is this idea? Fake moguls should start investing in this kind of winning atmosphere than Twitter. If anything, for the consumers, it’ll make the bad beats sting a little less. Take our old friend Tuff_Fish (a MUST READ blog for any degenerate). Maybe now Tuff will get closer to someone fucking him to Goddamn tears in the most literal way possible. Thanks, Pornhub.