I Can't WAIT To Be Like This Father Who Crushes His Spawn With A Snow Boulder

Legitimately can’t wait to do this with my kids when I’m ready to be a father in 25 years. Just as when Harry Dunn walloped Mary Swanson in the face, anything that happens in the snow is out of love. I think. Unless it’s real life and your friend still won’t talk to you 2 weeks later. Still worth it.