Ciara Says She And Russell Wilson Hug A Lot To Get Through The Whole No Sex Thing

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

How’s the whole abstinence thing going? It’s going pretty good. We’re hanging in there. I’m not gonna lie. I’m human, so it is not easy, especially when I look at him and I think he is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen — that I’ve ever laid my eyes on, to be honest. I’m like, Look the other way! Look the other way!

So, what exactly does abstinence mean to you? You get to hug and you get to have a nice good kiss, but you have to be careful not to go too far so you don’t end up in the place you’re trying to avoid being in. Strong, strong, strong, strong! Just the strongest resistance to temptation.

Hugs, we’re talking about hugs. Hugs and a nice good kiss. What the fuck man. Like I don’t really care in the long run, if Russ Wilson’s abstinence makes you actually angry you probably have too much time on your hand. But at the same time Ciara keeps dropping these very public hints, openly talking about how bad she wants to fuck, and all she gets is a hug. Come on man, what are you doing? And more importantly, why don’t you just have sex and promise not to tell anyone. Is that so hard? You’re not even a virgin, you’ve been married before. So fucking bizarre. Just have sex and say you’re still abstinent because if I’m reading this correctly Ciara is basically a week away from leaving your ass or finding some side dick. “We’re hanging in there” is not something happy people say. That’s not a good thing man. That’s code for I need to be fucked soon or else. Do it Russ, fucking do it. Stop being lame and do it.