Brady And Gisele Are On Their Ski Vacation With Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner
(Six) – Despite their divorce and his much-dissected, alleged affair with the nanny, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are on a cozy ski vacation together with Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen in Montana. The Hollywood couple and their kids are at the exclusive Yellowstone Club in Big Sky, along with the Patriots star and his supermodel wife. The family trip with Brady’s brood comes despite the fact that Affleck’s nanny Christine Ouzounian was famously photographed on the actor’s chartered jet wearing the QB’s Super Bowl rings. A source at the resort told us that Affleck, Garner, Brady and Bündchen are there with their kids and were spotted at the bar late on Monday night. “They had some serious après-ski and shut the bar down. They started drinking bloody marys, then beer and bourbons. They kept the bar open late for them. They all ate nachos, even Gisele,” the source said. They were joined by CBS journalist Sharyn Alfonsi and husband Matt Eby.
Talk about lifestyles of the rich and famous. The shadow lion quarterback, the most famous supermodel in the history of the world, the guy who I really want to be good in the Batman movie (that’s a Massachusetts law, always gotta root for Affleck/Damon/Wahlberg. Idk if you knew that) even though I know it’s gonna stink, and the Capital One pitchwoman. It’s a shame the the former nanny wasn’t there because then we’d have a whole orgy story on her hands.
But when I read shit like this, I totally get why magazines like US Weekly have features about celebrities doing normal things such as walking their dog, or taking out the trash. I know it makes me a child, but I read that Brady drank and did a fist pump. Tom had beers and stayed up late? I DO THAT TOO! WE’RE THE SAME PERSON! Does that make any sense? No, not really. But I appreciate the humanization of a god. Beers, bourbon, and nachos? I knew Tom and I would be best friends if we ever met.
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PS – Apres-ski is the best phrase and activity ever invented. Can sit at a bar and get blackout drunk in sweaty longjohns, but still feel cultured because you’re speaking French.