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Dude Breaks The World Record For Loudest Burp And Makes It Look Super Easy

 

 

Wait that’s all it takes to become the loudest burper in the world? That doesn’t seem right. That also doesn’t seem very hard at all. If that guy ever wants people to respect the art of burping he’s gotta make it look a lot harder than that. You can’t just roll outta bed one morning, throw on a t-shirt, grab a Coke at the gas station and break the world record. At the very least make it look harder. I needed a Rocky-like montage where he was strengthening his vocal cords and taking classes on how to become the best burper of all time. It legit looks like they grabbed the first guy off the street they saw and let him do it. Only took him two attempts too. “Oh I didn’t get it on the first try?  Lemme give it one more shot. SMASHED IT! I AM THE GREATEST BURPER EVER!” Congratulations I guess? I give it less than three weeks before that records gets broken.