No One Has Ever Been Happier Than Drake Touching Rihanna's Butt
Exhibit #4,567,943 Why Being A Celebrity (And Drake In Particular) Is The Best Thing In The World
Look at that face! He honestly looks scared but in a good way. Like that butt is so ferocious that he doesn’t know if it’s gonna grab back. Drake is so damn happy there. Think about it. You can go out this weekend and have the best nights of your life. Sleep with a chick who’s out of your league on Friday night. Then sleep with another chick who’s out of your league on Saturday night. Wake up Sunday morning and both girls are miraculously there and they’re down for a threesome. Even if all of that happens to you this weekend, Drake touching Rihanna’s butt is still better than all of it. Those hookers you had sex with will come and go out of your lie and no one will care. Touching Rihanna’s butt is like finding the Holy Grail. Drake can brag about that for a lifetime because Rihanna’s butt is internationally loved. Drake could go broke and Meek Mill could gun him down in the street and he’d still be like, “All good. I touched Rihanna’s butt. YOLO” and he’d be right. Good for Aubrey.
PS- It also helps that Drake has for sure fucked Rihanna. So he’s got that over all of us too.