Ireland Baldwin is Hot, and She is Tall
Basically, I was looking at pictures of (18 year old) Ireland Baldwin, Alec Baldwin’s daughter, and I was like “dang, chick’s hot”. I’d seen her before, but today the glimmer in her eye caught the glimmer in mine, and we fell in love. So we got to know each other better, and it turns out she’s 6’2. She’s a point guard. Got me to thinking, how much do I really care about height? Let’s not play the whole “you wouldn’t turn her down” game. Of course I wouldn’t, she’s not Kate Upton. But is a chick that’s taller than you a deal breaker in most situations? If you saw a girl at the bar who could dunk on you, would you approach her? Are there any dudes that are into taller chicks? So I ask you, the people:
Vote 1 if you only go Mugsy, vote 10 if you’re into that Yao Ming shit.
She’s a model. Since we are starting a life together, I’ll request she show some boobs soon. For you, the people.