Has Anyone Checked On Allie LaForce Today To Confirm She's Not Currently Held Prisoner In This Notre Dame Bro's Dungeon?

Legit creepiest dude ever. EVER. Like I don’t want to make Allie’s parents panic or anything but have you checked on your daughter today? Can you confirm for the us that she’s not currently in a dirt hole applying lotion to her skin or hanging on the wall drying out as a skin suit? We’re just worried, that’s all. Best sideline reporter in the game right now, don’t want to lose her to the Notre Dame Buffalo Bill over here.